Why should security vendors be the only ones allowed to use silly, animated visualizations to "compensate"? Now, you can have your very own IP attack map that's just as useful as everyone else's.
IPew is a feature-rich, customizable D3 / javascript visualization, needing nothing more than a web server capable of serving static content and a sense of humor to operate. It's got all the standard features that are expected, plus sound effects!
Looking through the index.html file it looks like the specifics should be pretty easy to tweak. The cute attack names are in an array, as are the sound effects (which can be swapped out or otherwise modified fairly easily). I think the stats used to influence the random number generator could be modified to reflect other uses of this map. Similarly, the CSV files could be altered or swapped out.
To run it, just point a web server at the repository. No back-end webshit involved.